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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
Slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
Business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping
a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
Coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
Counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the Restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the Boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
Then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and Coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free Hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
And walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
Father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
Never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are You a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the I.R.S. ..'

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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
Slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
Business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping
a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
Coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
Counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the Restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the Boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
Then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and Coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free Hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
And walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
Father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
Never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are You a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the I.R.S. ..'
Funny AND I gathered 5 interesting facts from that chestnut. You don't know how to spell business, coffee, counter, restaurant and boy's because speelchicker defaqults to capital letters.

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As usual, we find the folks on the right/libertarian side of the world can't write jokes. They try but usually slip up in the most obvious and simple of ways.

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Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
Now, the correct line, which frames the joke, legitimizes the I.R.S. agent's credibility is:

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman pockets the nickel and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

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Wow, spell check critic AND joke critic.

Not bad.

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Wow, spell check critic AND joke critic.

Not bad.
It makes them feel useful apparently.

Who's John Galt.

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yet this thread has not been consolidated still. hmm..



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Wow, spell check critic AND joke critic.

Not bad.
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