Forum Administrator RC Colas® & Moon Pies®
Date registered: Oct 2006
Vehicle: 1981 380SL 151K: 2001 E320 4Matic Estate 147K: 2008 E350 Sport 4Matic 120K: 2005 S500 116K
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
Mentioned: 13 Post(s)
Quoted: 1472 Post(s)
These might work.
* I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them.
* I'm attracted to you, your honor.
* If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him.
* Is it murder if I haven't been caught?
* My religion prohibits me from sitting near other people.
* Would I have to bathe?
* Can each of my personalities vote in deliberations?
* Laws are for sissies.
* Your marshall's handcuffs are turning me on.
* I'm allergic to justice.
* I'm deaf. (Answer questions thereafter by cupping hand and shouting "What?")
* A pit bull named [defendant's first name] just killed my baby.
* I have Tourette's Syndrome, you fucking asshole.
* I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.
* Have you ever done this, your honor? (Chop off your ear with a razor).
* An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant).
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?