It's apples to apples. I'm talking what humans do. I'm talking less of this bad stuff is done by christians as a whole.
You are not immune. The test is coming. we all take it. the question is do you choose death or life. Let me give you some cheater notes when you take the test. Life is a better answer. It also helps in the testing period (or the ~80 years you are on earth).
Your claimed intellect will be your downfall, since not everything in this life is seen coming at you....except the test results, and grade.
No, the KJV was not "slapped" together. Nor were the writings from a single author as I stated before. Also christianity lasted through not only the Roman rule, but through the Church, and to this day hangs strong, despite those outside forces. Did they do temporary damage. Yup, and the church still does. BUT the Word is well researched for accuracy, and it's message(s) are applicable regardless of oppression. Take a look in China at its growth and see how it hangs tough, even against communism. Christianity is growing there at an exponentially fast rate.
Maybe Dope can be a atheist missionary to China? He could explain the Spirit movement there as ..... nothing. (fat chance convincing them, they're living it)
The method you try to use to defend your belief system is what is at fault. This is really optional for you - your belief system is between you and your god, and you should consider keeping it that way. Not because it is something to be ashamed of, but because your explanations are rooted in some kind of missionary rhetoric intended to convert those who try to listen to you. You don't have to sign up for that.
And, it might do you some good to study the origins of the Christian lore - from the virgin birth to the martyrdom of being crowned by thorns and nailed to a cross. To the timing of the events in the annual Christian calendar. Try it, it might be eye opening for you:
Zeitgeist - The Movie
None of the church pomp and circumstance was celebrated by Jesus Christ as something he invented, because he knew it was the basis for all those seasonal pagan rituals. The church reinterpreted that stuff as being integral bits of Christianity to make it easy to hook the uneducated masses.
The bible is a book written and edited by men. It has an Old Testament, and a New Testament, presumably because someone who could write thought the Old Testament needed to be moderated by new thinking. It may just be time for a Newer Testament. One that recognizes there are other books now, written by other people with other backgrounds, and the Scientific Method for sorting out the mysteries of our environment. One that only espouses the philosophy of Jesus Christ - which could fairly be interpreted to be that priests shouldn't fuck or suck little boys. Or little girls. And other restrictions on obviously bad behavior by humans toward each other. Not Jesus only concepts, but ones that would do the Christian faith good to adopt instead of all this eye for an eye and queers are abominations bullshit that they fixate on from some random pages of the obviously outdated Bible. Update and upgrade it. Make it real! Drop the stuff that is obviously written by a learned man of 2000 years ago with an axe to grind, but wouldn't get him through grade school in an inner city in the US today, much less in other developed countries.