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Cannibalism at the circus

Two cannibals were sitting around a campfire eating a clown they had just killed.
One cannibal looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

Sorry its all I could think of.

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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

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What's the difference between eating snatch and driving in the fog?
When you're driving in fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw up his arms?

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A missionary family visited a cannibalistic village to teach them the evils of human consumption. One of the missionary kids was playing with some of the cannibal kids when, suddenly, the cannibal kid's mom screams out the window of the hut, "How many times have I told you kids not to play with your food!?"

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How about the cannibal who was late for dinner?
He got the cold shoulder.

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A cannibal kid came running into the hut yelling ,"Momma, momma! When we havin' grandma over for dinner?"

"Shhhhhhhhh! Don't be so RUDE! We're not finished with your aunt, yet!"

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Know what the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend? Grabbed a banana leaf and wiped his ass.

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A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're screwed."

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