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Date registered: Aug 2002
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I have the most sensitive feelings, so sensitive in fact that I was forced to become gay after being left in the woods with a pack of wolves whose religious traditions involved ass raping everything before killing. I guess I really didn't have a chance. After being retrieved back into society I grew up, became educated, and learned that there are many other different points of view. I now use a quality lubricant from Feel The Love Enterprises before the rape and subsequent dinner. We all have to grow up someday, and I would like to add that higher education made the difference.
PS You'd get shit on you too if you... nevermind.