Date registered: Aug 2005
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Taffy the Castaway
A Welsh bloke, Taffy Jones, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on an uninhabited island. After being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to Taffy. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until Taffy took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful that Taffy had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, but they nursed her slowly back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual one beautiful evening, with another red sky, cirrus clouds, and a warm and gentle breeze. It was just a perfect night for romance.
Pretty soon, Taffy started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman and whispered cautiously in her ear,
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"