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Twenty things I hate about QBNCGAR.

In no particular order.
  1. He's younger than me.
  2. He's got a better memory than me.
  3. He's taller than me.
  4. He's got enough disposable income that he can campaign his kid in a race car.
  5. His Benz is newer (although he needs to butch it up a bit. Maybe some 22" Lorinsers?)
  6. He has a passion for grilling that allows him to be patient while the meat is cooking and insists on proper technique and perfection in his results.
  7. He's got a better memory than me.
  8. The city he lives in is an anagram for A SLUT. How cool is THAT?
  9. He shops at a tobacconist.
  10. Someone gave him the cute, "QUBES" nickname.

I'll think of some more later.

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^^ the last ten reasons are the most enjoyable to read...

and they are quite amusing and informative.
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That's real sweet, Dig. Is his hair long enough for you to braid? If it isn't then I think you've got #11.
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That's real sweet, Dig. Is his hair long enough for you to braid? If it isn't then I think you've got #11.
I don't know. I've never seen his ass.

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I don't know. I've never seen his ass.
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[*]The city he lives in is an anagram for A SLUT. How cool is THAT?
A SLUT ULSA? How palindromic.

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A SLUT ULSA? How palindromic.
Ah, ya beat me to it!
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The only thing that gets my gears going about QBN, is he knows how to make and has enjoyed eating this



That enough to make any carnivore jealous






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Fucker lives in OK which is totally unacceptable. Other than that he is kosher.
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I don't know. I've never seen his ass.
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