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Bucked teeth persons are often a source of entertainment for me. Especially the one this morning at Hardees. She, otherwise, would have been a nice looking chick had it not been for the cash drawer overbite. So, for my amusement, I asked her to say 'A Buck for a Bigger Burger' twice and she said "A Vuck for a Vigger Vurger, A Vuck for a Vigger Vurger". A straight face was impossible. That was one set of dick rakers she had. Okay, so cruelty runs in my family.

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OMFG...."dick rakers".
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Bucked teeth persons are often a source of entertainment for me. Especially the one this morning at Hardees. She, otherwise, would have been a nice looking chick had it not been for the cash drawer overbite. So, for my amusement, I asked her to say 'A Buck for a Bigger Burger' twice and she said "A Vuck for a Vigger Vurger, A Vuck for a Vigger Vurger". A straight face was impossible. That was one set of dick rakers she had. Okay, so cruelty runs in my family.
Did you humiliate her before or after she had served your food? Maybe she had the last laugh.

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I actually find buck teeth woman attractive, why I will have to wait for the next episode and re-examine my thoughts

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OMG Sexiest food I have ever seen. But are they better grilled or simply broiled????

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Did you humiliate her before or after she had served your food? Maybe she had the last laugh.
Lemme put it this way: She would've had a hard time putting her lips together to spit on my food. But, then again, that chicken biscuit was awful moist. She was a very polite girl and a good sport so I had to put on my best effort not to laugh in her face. Her parents should be pistol whipped for not correcting the problem in her youth.

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Lemme put it this way: She would've had a hard time putting her lips together to spit on my food. But, then again, that chicken biscuit was awful moist. She was a very polite girl and a good sport so I had to put on my best effort not to laugh in her face. Her parents should be pistol whipped for not correcting the problem in her youth.
You saw the NC Dominoes fiasco? Wiseguys and non-tippers get those 'extras' all the time.

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I actually find buck teeth woman attractive, why?
I'm guessing it might be because of the dick raker fantasies.
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