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Maybe you should start a Punjabi followers school, you know, cooking style/life style etc, People may be able to understand you better that way and don't forget to add humour training
heh, heh......that would not be a problem but in all fairness I will also have to cater for the SLD (Serious Learning Difficulty) so as not to deprive retards like yourself! heh, heh.......
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Obviously a man who has never tasted a great bacon, chedder cheese, red onion and mayo sandwich.........
heh, heh......easily subsituted with good Scottish Halal Beef Steak washed down with Mango Lassi! heh, heh.......aaah! It is lunch time indeed! heh, heh......
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heh, heh......that would not be a problem but in all fairness I will also have to cater for the SLD (Serious Learning Difficulty) so as not to deprive retards like yourself! heh, heh.......
When I was serving in Northern Ireland we had a char walla (tea server) from the punjab and no one could understand him either. The chap was run over by a land rover, accident of course.

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Oh, and you must give us your recipe for Mango Lassi

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When I was serving in Northern Ireland we had a char walla (tea server) from the punjab and no one could understand him either. The chap was run over by a land rover, accident of course.
heh, heh......not a sheer co-incidence that you happened to be the driver? heh, heh.....
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heh, heh......not a sheer co-incidence that you happened to be the driver? heh, heh.....
Hey you got it, or you will sooner or later

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Oh, and you must give us your recipe for Mango Lassi
heh, heh........standard stuff but add a tinge of garam masala, kaala jeera with a few cloves! heh, heh.....make sure the wife or the mistress is at hand as the post-drink reaction could be detrimental to your sexual instincts! heh, heh.......in your case, the latter does not apply! heh, heh.......
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heh, heh........standard stuff but add a tinge of garam masala, kaala jeera with a few cloves! heh, heh.....make sure the wife or the mistress is at hand as the post-drink reaction could be detrimental to your sexual instincts! heh, heh.......in your case, the latter does not apply! heh, heh.......
OK I'll get back to you on this, but first I must check the dictionary on this sexual instincts bitty

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OK I'll get back to you on this, but first I must check the dictionary on this sexual instincts bitty
Another way to make it is:
1. Cut up 2 mangoes in cubes, put in blender
2. Add a couple of table spoons of sugar
3. Add a few cubes of ice.
4. Add a glass of milk.
5. Blend it all in the blender
6. Drink and enjoy!
7. At night, if with wife, FART like hell.
8. If with mistress, sleep on the couch
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Another way to make it is:
1. Cut up 2 mangoes in cubes, put in blender
2. Add a couple of table spoons of sugar
3. Add a few cubes of ice.
4. Add a glass of milk.
5. Blend it all in the blender
6. Drink and enjoy!
7. At night, if with wife, FART like hell.
8. If with mistress, sleep on the couch
In that case no problem with the wiffffeyy as I always fart in bed and so does she

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