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View Poll Results: Belief in God - Time to Nail your Belief to...you know.
Strong theist. 100 per cent probability of God. 3 17.65%
DeFacto Theist Very High Probability but short of 100% 0 0%
Technical Agnostic leaning toward Theism 3 17.65%
Impartial Agnostic "Mr. Fence Sitter" 1 5.88%
Technical Agnostic leaning toward Atheist 1 5.88%
DeFacto Atheist - Low probability but short of Zero 4 23.53%
Strong Atheist 4 23.53%
Survey Says: What's with this limit thing? 1 5.88%
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Hypocrite.
you can't use that word. that is you dope, look in a mirror.



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Stop picking on him, he already has someone with a mean pecker at home for that.......

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Don't take it too hard Dopey. I just get a cheap thrill out of poking you in the neck with a sharp stick and watching you flinch.

You're an easy target.

Really? Save your fetishes for your church friends. I'm sure they'd be more interested in your sinful thoughts than I am.

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Stop picking on him, he already has someone with a mean pecker at home for that.......

It's common knowledge that you are indeed the BW resident expert on chicks with dicks.

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you can't use that word. that is you dope, look in a mirror.
I just did, dummy. Now go and wash your hands, wanker.

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^^ lick it up, bitch.



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AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer..

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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@ Stu-pid

That joke must be nearly as old as you!

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What is missing here is the definition of GOD.
As a reallity or as a human concept?
Of course there is GOD.
Even more then one thru time and space.
But it is human made for human needs.
And he takes all shapes and forms to please Humans.
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