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Can anyone here verify that the smell of sex and garbage together is erotic?


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SAANICH, B.C. - A Saanich, B.C., police officer who responded to a suspicious persons call probably wishes he hadn't after he stumbled upon two naked adults in a garbage dumpster.

The officer was called to a local parking lot early Friday morning, where he heard noises coming from the bin. He called out to the people inside but when no one responded, he approached the dumpster.

The 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man were oblivious to his presence.

The two adults were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster.

The woman was told to go home, while the man was arrested on an unrelated matter.
B.C. police officer catches man, woman having sex in garbage dumpster - Yahoo! Canada News

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I suppose it would depend on if it was a food dumpster, a general garbage dumpster or a cardboard, recycling dumpster. I don't think I would consider it in any circumstance but then again I don't drink and would somehow assume that was part of the decision tree.

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I suppose it would depend on if it was a food dumpster, a general garbage dumpster or a cardboard, recycling dumpster. I don't think I would consider it in any circumstance but then again I don't drink and would somehow assume that was part of the decision tree.
Assuming there was cardboard inside the recycling dumpster, sex would be unsatisfying at best and nearly impossible at worst. Cardboard on cardboard has a friction coefficient approaching bald tires on black ice.

According to the World Home Of Retail Environment Society, Death by Cardboard Tamping (the act of jumping up and down on the cardboard dumpster to make room for more boxes) leads the list of retail related deaths. Cardboard stacked in a dumpster APPEARS to be a solid mass but there are holes and the slip factor is high. Skull fractures are a common outcome of this high risk career.

Viral infections from paper cuts from handling filthy paper money is a close second.

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