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Obituary for a new generation

Dimmick, Chuck P.
born December 29, 1958 in Riverside, CA passed away suddenly on April 18, 2009 while attending a NASCAR race to watch his favorite driver, Jeff Gordon. Chuck was the loving husband of Kristen and devoted father of Dillon. Chuck was the Director of Marketing for the Lund Cadillac Group. We are sure he would still want all to know that 0.9% financing is still available on all New 2008 Hummer H2's. A mass celebrating Chuck's life will be held at 11:00 AM on Friday, April 24th at St. Patrick's Church - 10815 N. 84th St. Scottsdale, AZ. Arrangements handled by Hansen Desert Hill Mortuary 480-991-5800. In Lieu of flowers, contributions may be made to the Dillon Dimmick Donation Fund at any Bank of America.

Chuck Dimmick Obituary: Chuck Dimmick?s Obituary by the The Arizona Republic.


Does your four year old SUV look bad while driving in line during a funeral precession? Do you have New Car Envy as you see all the new Escalades and Hummers in line in front of your mere Lexus or X5? And God forbid you have a 9-10 year old Oldsmobile Bravada or Plymouth minivan.

Well today is your lucky day. We at Lund Cadillac Group have been authorized by Chuck himself to give everyone who came to his wake and funeral a $3000 discount on any purchase on a new vehicle from the Lund Group. And if your car just didn't make the A line in the procession, well, Chuck's wife Kristen says add another $2000 to make sure that as you drive into your future you will make Chuck proud.

Remember, Chuck will be watching from above, well at least he will be watching.


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I have instructions that my obitury directs all of my mourners to apply an extra large portion of Feel The Love Magic Member Cream, in Feel The Loving Memory of me. Of course, my phallus will be embalmed seperately and delivered to the Smithsonian. I have OK'd it's occasional display in Infomercials, for the use of my heirs, of course.

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I cannot die. I've tried so many times. I'm stuck here. Sigh.
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I cannot die. I've tried so many times. I'm stuck here. Sigh.
Aw, you're just not trying hard enough. PM me for some sure-fire tips. I like to help where I can.

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^No thanks. When you die you just keep coming back.
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Ron's got some 'splainin to do.

That's just wrong in so many ways.

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