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Doctors vs doctors...

At a convention a few doctors were chatting.

A Russian doctor remarked, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced we
can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks'.

A German doctor countered, 'That's nothing! In Germany we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks'.

An Israeli doctor then added, 'In my country medicine is so advanced
we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks'.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a few
assholes out of Chicago, put them in Washington DC, and have half the
country looking for work within twenty-four hours!"

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