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Talking Confucius say:..........

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bed this spring, have offspring next spring.

Confucius say: Man who stick dick in peanut better is fucking nuts.

Confucius say: Baseball all wrong.....Man with 4 balls cannot walk!

Confucius say: Man who has hand in pocket feel cocky.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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did you say peabut butter?
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So now apparently its the Asians and Confucianism that are targets of your racial tirades? Sheesh...nobody's safe.
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So now apparently its the Asians and Confucianism that are targets of your racial tirades? Sheesh...nobody's safe.
You need urine therapy, you sad....................
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You need urine therapy, you sad....................
heh, heh.......will it work on a shit-head like him? heh, heh.......
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Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bed this spring, have offspring next spring.

Confucius say: Man who stick dick in peanut better is fucking nuts.

Confucius say: Baseball all wrong.....Man with 4 balls cannot walk!

Confucius say: Man who has hand in pocket feel cocky.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Hey man, you looking to get me hung drawn and quartered here? The man is a freakin legend here, heelllllllp

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Hey man, you looking to get me hung drawn and quartered here? The man is a freakin legend here, heelllllllp
lolz Confucius say, be careful.
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lolz Confucius say, be careful.
OK for him to say - he is dead, I am not Well, last time I checked I was not dead, I think or am I a figment of my dead imagination???

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