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Actually, men no longer go "BALD" but rather they are "follically challenged".

My favorite, though, remains:

People no longer "DIE". Rather, they are "metabolically challenged".
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hahaha, this was funny....LOL






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Thanks for the clarifications...

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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
This list was written by a Southern Baptist. Otherwise that should just read ACCESSIBLE. Horizontally is somewhat limiting.

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This list was written by a Southern Baptist. Otherwise that should just read ACCESSIBLE. Horizontally is somewhat limiting.
Southern Baptists won't have sex while standing. They don't want anyone to think they are dancing.

Thanks for holding open the door.

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My all time favorite was the NTSB's official description of a plane crash back in the early nineties as "...an undesirable air-to-ground interface."

Who's John Galt.

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