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When you see a car parked in the neighborhood with two young men in it, at night, next to your house, your inclination is to find out why.

So, pull up behind them with the Benz lights on BRIGHT. Walk up to the car and just ask. Damn they get those badges out quickly when they are undercover and someone asks what the F they are doing there.

I also realized they seem much less in control and in authority when the bright lights are on them and they are the ones answering questions.

Apparently they are staking out the school park across the street. This should be fun.

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When you see a car parked in the neighborhood with two young men in it, at night, next to your house, your inclination is to find out why.

So, pull up behind them with the Benz lights on BRIGHT. Walk up to the car and just ask. Damn they get those badges out quickly when they are undercover and someone asks what the F they are doing there.

I also realized they seem much less in control and in authority when the bright lights are on them and they are the ones answering questions.

Apparently they are staking out the school park across the street. This should be fun.
I can see the headlines now:

"Local man charged with obstruction of justice."

Just the sort of thing the locals would pull if you scared them.

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When you see a car parked in the neighborhood with two young men in it, at night, next to your house, your inclination is to find out why.

So, pull up behind them with the Benz lights on BRIGHT. Walk up to the car and just ask. Damn they get those badges out quickly when they are undercover and someone asks what the F they are doing there.

I also realized they seem much less in control and in authority when the bright lights are on them and they are the ones answering questions.

Apparently they are staking out the school park across the street. This should be fun.
Local leading Republican's daughter or son giving blowjobs in the park again?
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I can see the headlines now:

"Local man charged with obstruction of justice."

Just the sort of thing the locals would pull if you scared them.
They can charge all they want. Getting it to stick would be the issue. I realize starsky and hutch have to park somewhere but if they park a crappy car in the hood, they have to expect to either get a visit or have the cops called on them. Since they were also loitering near the federal judges house I called him before stopping to let him know there was something weird going on.

I tend to cover all my bases. Keeps me away from Mugshot Friday.

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Local leading Republican's daughter or son giving blowjobs in the park again?
Well, we do have a shiny new city councilwoman who is apparently as NeoCon as they come [as opposed to simply Republican]. I have her cornered, however as she is from my hometown and near my age and I know how she was and what [and who] she did prior to her current Socially Conservative, Miss Perfectly Pious persona. The contradiction is funny to watch. But I don't think she plays in the park.

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Well, we do have a shiny new city councilwoman who is apparently as NeoCon as they come [as opposed to simply Republican]. I have her cornered, however as she is from my hometown and near my age and I know how she was and what [and who] she did prior to her current Socially Conservative, Miss Perfectly Pious persona. The contradiction is funny to watch. But I don't think she plays in the park.
If it involved pot, booze; maybe a little blow when she could afford it, then she's on safe ground as long as there was no smack.

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