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^ Yes, he's irritated that "Okla-homo" is still on top of Texas. And, drunk to high heaven on gin & self-importance.
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^ Yes, he's irritated that "Okla-homo" is still on top of Texas. And, drunk to high heaven on gin & self-importance.
Jealous bitch!
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It occurred to me just this minute, so I thought I better place it down for posterity. After contemplating agonizingly over this issue I find Oklahoma still sucks and should be quarantined. Whew!
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^ Yes, he's irritated that "Okla-homo" is still on top of Texas. And, drunk to high heaven on gin & self-importance.
Which is more habit-forming do you suppose? Seems both produce a mighty hangover.

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I thought Oaklaoma was a play/movie

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Which is more habit-forming do you suppose? Seems both produce a mighty hangover.
Well look what the cat drug in. Hi Deathy! Or Bill, Tom, Ted, Susan, Frita, and who ever else you claim posts under your Dope moniker. I'll keep calling you Sybil until you can keep to one alias. Is that ok with your ego? Let me know.
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^ Yes, he's irritated that "Okla-homo" is still on top of Texas. And, drunk to high heaven on gin & self-importance.
Okie Logic

Two Oklahomans decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first Oklahoman asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the Okie.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the Oklahoman said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The Oklahoman was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The Okie, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first Okie.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first Oklahoman.

"No," his friend replied.

"Oh, so you're a fucking queer, ain't ya?"

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Was that from a site where you inserted the name of a state or class of people, and it cranked out some jokes for you? Just asking because it seems awfully creative for a Texican.
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After living in Texas for decades, I have a repetorie of Okie jokes. For example, why is an Oklahoma divorce like a tornado? Someone's going to lose a trailer in there either way!

Or, what does an Okie's daughter say to her dad ? Easy dad, you're crushing my Marlboros!

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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