Date registered: Aug 2002
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 1762 Post(s)
P. I hope the guests don't eat all the lamb I cooked for Easter.
S. We live in N. America, sheep are plentiful.
P. Yeah but I would have to cook it again.
S. Horrors, you actually may work for your food.
P. Aw, fuck. Here it comes.
S. I'm sorry. Forgive me.
P. I'm use to it.
S. I try my best to be broad minded. To welcome with wide open arms the breadth and girth of your love. I mean my love for you use to be this big, (arms open) but now in these halcyon days it has grown exponentially (arms wide open).
P. I'm going to starve myself like I use to if you don't stop.
P. I'm happier now damn it!
S. Happiness is just another word for mediocrity.
P. What the fuck?
S. Why embrace mediocrity?
P. Why don't you cook?
S. We'd starve.