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Conversations with Plugger (aka the Davey)...

P. What are we going to eat tonight?
S. It's not even lunch time yet.
P. Don't start.
S. What?
P. What about lamb?
S. What about you slaying the motherfucker to burn a few carbs?
P. You're so funny. Really.
S. Obviously not funny enough.
P. Why must you go on about this?
S. I admit my broad minded ways have their limits.
P. You're not as thin as you use to be.
S. I'm also not working on my own zip code.
P. Fuck! Fuck you! What the hell is the matter with you?
S. Do you like Weird Al Yankovich's Fat video?
P. What?
S. Eat shit and die. You can do that.
P. Argh!
S. Lets get pizza
P. Cool.
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it would have been more fascinating had it been animated....

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You....PMS.... like a bitch... I should know.

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P. I hope the guests don't eat all the lamb I cooked for Easter.
S. We live in N. America, sheep are plentiful.
P. Yeah but I would have to cook it again.
S. Horrors, you actually may work for your food.
P. Aw, fuck. Here it comes.
S. I'm sorry. Forgive me.
P. I'm use to it.
S. I try my best to be broad minded. To welcome with wide open arms the breadth and girth of your love. I mean my love for you use to be this big, (arms open) but now in these halcyon days it has grown exponentially (arms wide open).
P. I'm going to starve myself like I use to if you don't stop.
S. Excellent.
P. I'm happier now damn it!
S. Happiness is just another word for mediocrity.
P. What the fuck?
S. Why embrace mediocrity?
P. Why don't you cook?
S. We'd starve.
P. Well???
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P. I hope the guests don't eat all the lamb I cooked for Easter.
S. We live in N. America, sheep are plentiful.
P. Yeah but I would have to cook it again.
S. Horrors, you actually may work for your food.
P. Aw, fuck. Here it comes.
S. I'm sorry. Forgive me.
P. I'm use to it.
S. I try my best to be broad minded. To welcome with wide open arms the breadth and girth of your love. I mean my love for you use to be this big, (arms open) but now in these halcyon days it has grown exponentially (arms wide open).
P. I'm going to starve myself like I use to if you don't stop.
S. Excellent.
P. I'm happier now damn it!
S. Happiness is just another word for mediocrity.
P. What the fuck?
S. Why embrace mediocrity?
P. Why don't you cook?
S. We'd starve.
P. Well???

Well, he has a point.....
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^I see a trend forming. You are taking his side. Stop.
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I try and side with the underdog in most cases.........
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I try and side with the underdog in most cases.........
You should try undercat...
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