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I wasn't trying to be funny just stating facts. And, the dangerous part is the part of me you need to watch out for.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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I wasn't trying to be funny just stating facts. And, the dangerous part is the part of me you need to watch out for.
Jody:
I think you got the message a different way. I meant you're very far from "I don't get no respect". Or people should be careful not to tick you off. Anyway living dangerously is a lot of fun and I loved it all my life. Cheers. Joe.


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Jody:
I think you got the message a different way. I meant you're very far from "I don't get no respect". Or people should be careful not to tick you off. Anyway living dangerously is a lot of fun and I loved it all my life. Cheers. Joe.


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Sorry, I did misunderstand what you were saying. And, the ticking me off is true as well I can be a nasty lil' red head. Thank you for clarifying what you meant.
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Sorry, I did misunderstand what you were saying. And, the ticking me off is true as well I can be a nasty lil' red head. Thank you for clarifying what you meant.
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Boy, did he put THAT truck in reverse in a HURRY!!
Hi, GF, long time no talk to....
You know the # dude pick up the phone.....

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My favorite classic lawyer joke:

Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!!


And another I like:

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope...


Last but not least...for now:

It's Christmas and a mother and her young daughter are visiting the grave of (respectively) their mother and grandmother. As they are walking hand-in-hand back through the cemetery on the way to the car, the little girl looks up at her mom and asks, "Mom, do they ever bury two people in the *same* grave?"

"Goodness, no, honey," the mom replies, somewhat shocked. "Why on earth would you ask such a question?"

"Well, mom," came the answer, "I just saw a headstone that read, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.' "
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