Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
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My favorite classic lawyer joke:
Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!!
And another I like:
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope...
Last but not least...for now:
It's Christmas and a mother and her young daughter are visiting the grave of (respectively) their mother and grandmother. As they are walking hand-in-hand back through the cemetery on the way to the car, the little girl looks up at her mom and asks, "Mom, do they ever bury two people in the *same* grave?"
"Goodness, no, honey," the mom replies, somewhat shocked. "Why on earth would you ask such a question?"
"Well, mom," came the answer, "I just saw a headstone that read, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.' "