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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolf Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Sheesh. It was a joke . . . like this:
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
We all complain about rough times, recession, Republican waste, Stimulus pork, and then: Why two bullets? It's so wasteful...
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For what ever it's worth I'll have to take your word on "your" court ordered documents.

And for you to pretend you've been on this since dayone is not surprising either.
But what is apparent is you know nothing of the particulars in this matter.
I know that it has been on the rightwing blogsphere and has gotten no traction whatsoever and has received nothing more that that singular jpg, anywhere.

And, I didn't say I had been "on this" since day one. I tend to ignore rumors, waiting instead for facts to emerge before jumping on stuff.

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Cascade is feeling the love... metaphorically, of course. And not THAT 'love'.
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For what ever it's worth I'll have to take your word on "your" court ordered documents.

And for you to pretend you've been on this since dayone is not surprising either.
But what is apparent is you know nothing of the particulars in this matter.
You imply you have a more intimate knowledge of the particulars in this matter, at least relative to mcbear. Please share. What in the particulars justifies some nefarious interpretation of the words?

Seems to me that once you let your qualifications expire, the court orders that you no longer practice law. Is there another meaning you know of that would suggest more, like a court order based on something like a criminal conviction? What is it that you are suggesting you know that mcbear, and many of the rest of us, don't know?

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What it is is a voluntary inactive status.
Thus avoiding to pay fee for license & insurance and updating education.

Look who got all huffy over it.

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A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Who's John Galt.

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In my family you just call them uncle or cousin. Then when you need them it's Circuit Judge, Esquire, Mayor, and so on. It pays to be form a very large family.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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In my family you just call them uncle or cousin. Then when you need them it's Circuit Judge, Esquire, Mayor, and so on. It pays to be form a very large family.
Gal, you're so far from Rodney Dangerfield, you're dangerous. Hang in there.


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