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It's a sad state of affairs in this country when even our favorite telemarketers can't stay out of trouble. Yes, that's right, 44-year-old Vince Shlomi, better known as the TV pitchman for the Shamwow and the Slap Chop, was recently arrested on a battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in South Beach. The apocalypse is truly upon us. From The Smoking Gun:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
I know this is neither Pittsburgh nor sports related, but there's some odd linkage between the Shamwow and Pittsburgh. Maybe it's the fact that it's similar to a certain towel that gets waved at football games. Maybe it's the fact that Mark Madden mentions his affinity for it on a regular basis. Or maybe it's the fact that Vince's TV spots often pop up on ESPN. But all I can tell you is that this story showed up in my inbox in far greater numbers than any other story of late.
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"subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash"

Damn, doesn't he know times are tough? Good on him for not partaking in this recession.

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fugly and unhealthy i wouldnt put it in her mouth if i was paid a $1000 instead :P

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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fugly and unhealthy i wouldnt put it in her mouth if i was paid a $1000 instead :P
Bullshit, you would go on all fours just to sniff her crotch. Who are you fooling?
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That's a mugshot. All dolled up, I bet she's hotter than a firecracker.
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That's a mugshot. All dolled up, I bet she's hotter than a firecracker.
Yep, I can tell she's spunky as hell
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she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go."
Dumb-ass – he should know that was part of the $1000 package.
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She probably was trying to shut him off but figured why not go all the way and do the public a favor.
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She probably was trying to shut him off but figured why not go all the way and do the public a favor.
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