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Rectum Hell, it nearly kilt her!

Sometimes it is the odd little story that sends things flying off the edge. Or the juxtaposition of names and circumstance that causes folks to just enjoy the reading of the daily newspaper just a bit more than usual.

Woman shot in the buttocks
Herald-Leader Staff Report
Friday, Mar. 20, 2009

A woman was taken to University of Kentucky Hospital Friday afternoon after she was shot in the buttocks, Lexington police said.

Lt. Richard Bottoms said the woman told police the shooting, which occurred around 5:15 p.m., was accidental. There were at least two other people in the apartment, located at 3051 Kirklevington Drive, and it's unclear who fired the weapon. Bottoms did not know the relationship of the people.

The victim's name and age were not available, Bottoms said.

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bozbarb wrote on 03/21/2009 09:28:02 PM:
The way I heard it, had the gun gone off a second earlier, her boyfriend would have taken it in the back of the head.

agniscrazy wrote on 03/21/2009 09:24:43 PM:
catfight!!!! Please refrain from using weapons!

rmb8345 wrote on 03/21/2009 09:06:37 PM:
danpend- can you not find humor some other way. I have humor but not on a situation like this. There is lots of ways to be funny lets take a look at you and we can all laugh how about that!!!!!

danpend wrote on 03/21/2009 07:57:06 PM:
rmb8345 - you're the one who needs to get a life and laugh at little. Yeah, this is not a very pleasant thing to go through. The pain I'm sure is pretty bad, but there's only one way to look at this is and that is as, funny! Ease up a little. Enjoy a little fun for a change. There's so much negativity, and bad news all the time, a little humor doesn't hurt and is good for the soul. I'd hate to be your roommate at a Nursing Home.

laohongma wrote on 03/21/2009 06:29:13 PM:
I wonder if it was a big target?

agniscrazy wrote on 03/21/2009 04:25:02 PM:
yes mother

rmb8345 wrote on 03/21/2009 03:54:07 PM:
If all you have time to do is sit around and make jokes about someone being shot then you people have a problem A gun shot would not matter where it is, is not something to make jokes about. Find something else to do with your time you fools.

Worthythorn_NC wrote on 03/21/2009 03:38:40 PM:
No Gump jokes?

agniscrazy wrote on 03/21/2009 03:17:53 PM:
No people that feel the need to correct others are "Asinine", i meant what I said,... ashhole

dalcam wrote on 03/21/2009 02:21:46 PM:
" agniscrazy wrote on 03/20/2009 09:33:08 PM:
Lt. Bottoms will soon crack this case, he just needs to follow the tail-tail signs, to get to the bottom of it,if he don't get distracted and fall behind! it's beginning to look assign.

I think the word you meant was "Asinine"

Goldhead wrote on 03/21/2009 11:33:27 AM:
Lt Bottoms is not telling the truth about the name because its a retired LFUCG policeman's daughter

ernpro wrote on 03/21/2009 08:56:58 AM:
Lt. Bottoms? It's too early for April fools!!

rhlh88 wrote on 03/21/2009 08:48:30 AM:
You guys should leave this poor woman would you feel to be the butt of everyone's jokes?? LOL

u12bravo wrote on 03/21/2009 05:12:37 AM:
They denied an air ambulance for fear of a crackup

agniscrazy wrote on 03/21/2009 03:18:12 AM:
Consider that a re-buttal!

agniscrazy wrote on 03/21/2009 03:16:44 AM:
It takes a butthead to call us butt h*les,don't ya know?

masona2008 wrote on 03/20/2009 11:10:34 PM:
Man, you guys are really being butt-h*les.

agniscrazy wrote on 03/20/2009 09:33:08 PM:
Lt. Bottoms will soon crack this case, he just needs to follow the tail-tail signs, to get to the bottom of it,if he don't get distracted and fall behind! it's beginning to look assign.

mybflivesinglasgowky wrote on 03/20/2009 09:19:42 PM:
I have to say, how do you accidentally shoot someone in the butt?

BRLEX wrote on 03/20/2009 09:05:31 PM:
Although it sounds as if she was willing to 'turn the other cheek.'

danpend wrote on 03/20/2009 09:00:37 PM:
Drs. Ben Dover and Seymore Butz both a**isted in removing the bullet.

BRLEX wrote on 03/20/2009 08:58:24 PM:
Heard that this woman worked at a milk plant, in charge of AC repairs. Dairy Air I believe.

jemsky wrote on 03/20/2009 08:23:37 PM:
Colonel a*nus must have been busy directing traffic at the sweet sixteen. Luckily this shooting was a**idental. If she does not have health insurance the ER costs will be a**tronomical.

mcallisterbryant wrote on 03/20/2009 08:16:55 PM:
Came for the crack about Bottoms' Bottom case. Wasn't disappointed, just a little behind.

JohnKelly wrote on 03/20/2009 07:04:30 PM:
This type of crime usually gets put on the rear burner.

agniscrazy wrote on 03/20/2009 06:12:11 PM:
I should hope Lt. Bottoms did a thorough job investigating this and got to the bottom of the crime. I hope she will soon be abile to sit.

GinaL wrote on 03/20/2009 06:11:54 PM:
Rather ironic that Lt. Bottoms investigated a woman being shot in the buttocks!


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