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So today the big dumpster bin that I ordered came in. Spring is here and my wife and I have accumulated a lot of construction debris since we are still the midst of renovating our Victorian house. In the middle of dumping lumber and plaster while inside the bin I told my wife what if we lock ourselves in here and have at it. It will be fun since we will be right smack in the middle of the city yet no one can see us while we have the whole sky to ourselves.
Sure enough we started doing the nasty right there and then. Minutes into it I noticed what seemed to be a police helicopter hovering as if the occupants were in disbelief or something. At that moment I kicked some plaster to create a dust cloud while at it cause I couldn't let go since the wife was asking for more. As we got more worked up I kept kicking more plaster and even lumber as if a tornado had hit that bin but the sound of the helicopter seemed to have doubled as if they have called for more aerial reinforcement or something.
After a climaxing end we turned around and sure enough there were two helicopters the other one was not a police helicopter but I instantly recognized the logo that it adorned; it was the National Geographic
Which station will it be on and at what time please

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Which station will it be on and at what time please
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So today the big dumpster bin that I ordered came in. Spring is here and my wife and I have accumulated a lot of construction debris since we are still the midst of renovating our Victorian house. In the middle of dumping lumber and plaster while inside the bin I told my wife what if we lock ourselves in here and have at it. It will be fun since we will be right smack in the middle of the city yet no one can see us while we have the whole sky to ourselves.
Sure enough we started doing the nasty right there and then. Minutes into it I noticed what seemed to be a police helicopter hovering as if the occupants were in disbelief or something. At that moment I kicked some plaster to create a dust cloud while at it cause I couldn't let go since the wife was asking for more. As we got more worked up I kept kicking more plaster and even lumber as if a tornado had hit that bin but the sound of the helicopter seemed to have doubled as if they have called for more aerial reinforcement or something.
After a climaxing end we turned around and sure enough there were two helicopters the other one was not a police helicopter but I instantly recognized the logo that it adorned; it was the National Geographic
Fantastic.

I'm just picturing something akin to the horrible rash you get from the dust when you're sanding fibreglas.
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I sucked a goats dick during a ceremony once.

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Dude, That's wrong! ....During a ceremony???
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