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I can speak for the fact that it's impossible.

I was walking in the concourse of a major U.S. sporting event where there was suddenly a clog of humans so tight, no one could move. Thinking that it was a perfect opportunity for a pickpocket, I reached to put my hand over my wallet, only to realize that my arm was straight upright in the air and I could not lower it. Really. I couldn't. I tried.
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I lived in Japan for about a year. This would happen on the Chuo Seibu Line in the morning going into Shinjuku. Thank God I am 6'4" otherwise I would have been real claustrophobic.

There is actually a pretty big problem these days with women being groped by male passengers. It seems to be in the Japanese news almost daily.

I do not know if that was a Japanes train line though. I could not see clearly enough.
That's Japanese line alright. Only in Japan the rail attendants wear those uniform and white gloves.

On the other hand, why not having some fun with your fellow passenger after a long day of work? Best part is, you don't ever have to see her again.

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A perfect analogy of ur life, in a nutshell of course.
In deference to you, I left out the part about the hysterical gay man about 6 bodies over who began screaming incoherently as we were all locked together. Once again, I see I was mistaken.

Oddly, that only serves to make your assessment all the more accurate.

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Not the point. Don't get in that situation to begin with is the point. The surrounding clutter is irrelevant.
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I have to go drive my T/A. Back in a few.
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I bet he is having Hydralics installed.........so he can go lowwww......

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Not the point. Don't get in that situation to begin with is the point. The surrounding clutter is irrelevant.
It's not as if I was on the sidelines and thought it looked like fun so I dove in. Only an idiot runs toward an earthquake but someone was probably standing at the epicenter with no knowledge of the event the was about to take place.

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