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DO YOU NEED A WIFE? Then look no further, used female only 30. 3 foot tall with a big arse and bad temper, bad breath to boot. Teeth are a little loose but still gives great blow jobs. Dig I hope your wife will forgive me for this post

Stay tuned, we will be offering Yosseyman's ex girlfriend (CLK Man) at a reduced or should I say damaged goods price, its all here on BWOT auctions

And for our third auction in this months special offer will make one hell of a sheep skin coat eater, Shane, YES THE ONE AND ONLY SHANE is up for grabs and ladies you can have him DEAD OR ALIVE yes unbelievable is it not.

Any takers for FTL will have to enquire at the morgue, sorry about this

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I guess that remark about how folks in the U.K. speak English must've hit a nerve, eh?
I wondered how long it would take for a reaction and WOW you just broke the record - it was like 10 seconds, must have been good bait, shame it does not work on fish

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DO YOU NEED A WIFE? Then look no further, used female only 30. 3 foot tall with a big arse and bad temper, bad breath to boot. Teeth are a little loose but still gives great blow jobs. Dig I hope your wife will forgive me for this post

Stay tuned, we will be offering Yosseyman's ex girlfriend (CLK Man) at a reduced or should I say damaged goods price, its all here on BWOT auctions

And for our third auction in this months special offer will make one hell of a sheep skin coat eater, Shane, YES THE ONE AND ONLY SHANE is up for grabs and ladies you can have him DEAD OR ALIVE yes unbelievable is it not.

Any takers for FTL will have to enquire at the morgue, sorry about this
Eric, rumors of my death have been gross exaggerations, indeed, I am so alive, I scare people. But you can forget about Yosey and CLK, they are doing a gig for me at my new Gay Brothel in Vegas, and I think as a result, Shane will be busy as well. And, I really need to thank you for those jpegs you mailed me of you and that donkey, I never realized something that size could be fit into a human anal cavity.

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But stay tuned folks as Yosseymans steel and chromed balls will be up for auction soon. That is as soon as Dig finds out what is going on with his wife

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Eric, rumors of my death have been gross exaggerations, indeed, I am so alive, I scare people. But you can forget about Yosey and CLK, they are doing a gig for me at my new Gay Brothel in Vegas, and I think as a result, Shane will be busy as well. And, I really need to thank you for those jpegs you mailed me of you and that donkey, I never realized something that size could be fit into a human anal cavity.
Such happy donkey days, please dont remind me or I will have to play with myself as my wife is busy with clients, you understand of course?

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We can only imagine that you and FTL will be offering several USED and discontinued Items on this Auction as well.......................
Well, there is a donkey, but FTL will not sell for obvious reasons

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HOT NEWS, GS is offering his loved one:-

One owner, low mileage. Hardly used, and low moments of granduer. Speaks english when not angry and loves the desert sunset.

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Well, there is a donkey, but FTL will not sell for obvious reasons
I know a good donkey when I see one. And I also live close to the Mexican border, the commercial possibilities boggle the mind.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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