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Ould Grannie Graham, my maternal grandmother, reared Presbyterian 100 odd years ago
always said
"The bigger the bible, the bigger the bastard"
and she was a moderate well spoken lady
I suspect the same allusion could be made about any of the rest of the Holy books, and their carriers.
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I don't know how a decline in the number of people who consider themselves religious can be anything BUT good.

Now if we can apply that same trend to the worship performed at the feet of our two party political system, we can actually get somewhere.
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Ps one of our local clergy was a "bit of a hornball"
Caught giving one of the female mourners the eye, him officiating too.
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"Why do you think they’ve built over 1 million Nuclear Warheads? For Show n Tell? I don't think so. As I said, their brining the New World Order into action. Martial Law? Was approved in 2005 by our beloved ex president so when another "major" terror attack happens on U.S soil, the President has permission to initiate Martial Law. And it also states that Congress has no way in any means to investigate the Presidents approval of Martial Law for a minimum of 6 Months."

Don't worry. The new President does not seem like the Masonic Skulls and Cross Bones type.
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I don't know how a decline in the number of people who consider themselves religious can be anything BUT good.

Now if we can apply that same trend to the worship performed at the feet of our two party political system, we can actually get somewhere.
Well, look at the number of voters as a percentage of total population. Is it rising as quickly? We still have less than 60% voter turnout which was common throughout the three 1960s era elections. [though it is moving back up]

National Voter Turnout in Federal Elections: 1960?2008 — Infoplease.com

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