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Roman A. Clef...

...told me a joke the other day. I thought his story was quite clever.

A young wife, Barbara Witherspoon, comes home early from visiting her sister who lives two states away. As she walks into her home, she barely has time to put her suitcase down when she hears strange sounds coming from the master bedroom at the end of the hall. She walks quietly down the hall and peeks through the slightly open door.

To her horror, she sees her two best friends, Maria Stokely and Britney Oliver, naked in bed with her husband (also naked) performing a sex act she had never heard of nor could have imagined on her own, involving her toothbrush, 13 Band-Aids®, a penis pump and last week's TV guide. Unable to stand the sight any longer, Barbara rushes into the room and shouts at her husband..."How could you?!"

Her husband smiles and replies, "Relax, it's not like I'm the clk man or anything!"

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oooooooooooh Awwwwwwww, ...............What page was the tv guide turned to?...............
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I don't like the new format for the TV Guide. Seems like they made it for the ADD generation that grew up on Scholastic News, but added soap operas.

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How do you get anywhere when your cars only turn left?

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How do you get anywhere when your cars only turn left?
How do you get your ride to stop circling only inane intersections that aren't really there?
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How do you get anywhere when your cars only turn left?
I am confused. That has to be one of the most politically neutral comments that I could possibly make on nearly any subject.












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Oh, and I turn traction control off.
Ah...a glimmer! Nap time for Shaney, however.

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I get it, you got a right hand drive?

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