RC Colas® & Moon Pies®
Date registered: Oct 2006
Vehicle: 1981 380SL 151K: 2001 E320 4Matic Estate 147K: 2008 E350 Sport 4Matic 120K: 2005 S500 116K
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
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Roman A. Clef...
...told me a joke the other day. I thought his story was quite clever.
A young wife, Barbara Witherspoon, comes home early from visiting her sister who lives two states away. As she walks into her home, she barely has time to put her suitcase down when she hears strange sounds coming from the master bedroom at the end of the hall. She walks quietly down the hall and peeks through the slightly open door.
To her horror, she sees her two best friends, Maria Stokely and Britney Oliver, naked in bed with her husband (also naked) performing a sex act she had never heard of nor could have imagined on her own, involving her toothbrush, 13 Band-AidsÂ®, a penis pump and last week's TV guide. Unable to stand the sight any longer, Barbara rushes into the room and shouts at her husband..."How could you?!"
Her husband smiles and replies, "Relax, it's not like I'm the clk man or anything!"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?