BenzWorld Senior Member
Date registered: Sep 2008
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Dubya Presidential Library Exhibits Announced
The reign of King George Bush has drawn to a close. The following exnibits have been assembled for the George W. Bush Presidential Library...
The Library will include:
The Hurrican Katrina Room, which is still under constrution.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Chaney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery and a lie detector machine.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or steal) and election.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of Bush's ego.
To highlight Bush's successful acomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When devils will the blackest sins put on, they do suggest, at first with heavenly shows - Othello