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Reports just in to the Newsdesk, have confirmed that " DrewProf " has once again been spotted.
This time it is reported that a very large man was seen at the National Guard Head quarters in Maryland near Baltimore.
He was wearing what appeared to be some sort of Toga and was quite disheveled and waving an airline boarding pass.
Witnesses claim he was begging the commander to allow him to join the National Guard. They also state he was in tears, and kept crying out, I need to fight them, they are destroying the world.
I am a Teacher, I can educate them to change their evil ways.

After about a half an hour had passed, this individual was seen leaving the area in an older small Mercedes, which appeared to stall several times.

Upon questioning of the Guard Commander it was learned that this individual was turned away due in part to the weight condition he has, but also his clearly messed up psychological condition.
Col. S. Martass stated that all this person would continually repeat was.. I'd Tap that..........................

More Updates to Follow, as we seek to find this elusive creature..."DrewProf".

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Reports just in to the Newsdesk, have confirmed that " DrewProf " has once again been spotted.
This time it is reported that a very large man was seen at the National Guard Head quarters in Maryland near Baltimore.
He was wearing what appeared to be some sort of Toga and was quite dis shuffled and waving an airline boarding pass.
Witnesses claim he was begging the commander to allow him to join the National Guard. They also state he was in tears, and kept crying out, I need to fight them, they are destroying the world.
I am a Teacher, I can educate them to change their evil ways.

After about a half an hour had passed, this individual was seen leaving the area in an older small Mercedes, which appeared to stall several times.

Upon questioning of the Guard Commander it was learned that this individual was turned away due in part to the weight condition he has, but also his clearly messed up psychological condition.
Col. S. Martass stated that all this person would continually repeat was.. I'd Tap that..........................

More Updates to Follow, as we seek to find this elusive creature..."DrewProf".
I believe in his disheveled state his quote was unfairly curtailed. The whole quote was something like "I'd tap that, or dance bare assed waving my chicken skinned ball sack in its face.......for a fee."

DrewProf has always been an entrepreneur and advocate of capitalism, and would never offer to give something away if he thought he could collect a fee in exchange for the act. Just look at how upset he was when his copper gutters were taken without any offer of fair compensation....

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