" BWOT NEWS" " SPECIAL EDITION "
Good morning all. Several Items to get to today, need to hurry as it appears most of us in the print news business are on very limited time. RIP, Rocky Mtn. News.
WEATHER:: Shitty, cold and snowy here at Base Camp.
MARKETS: Stocks..DOWN again, who cares...
Cattle: Holding Steady....Grains:Moderate to Stable. PUNTANG: Costs Rising
LOCAL POLITICS: Al Franken still in the Lead.....but for how much longer?
LOCAL NEWS: The 27th Annual "Winter Doldrum Daze Festival" Huge success, attendance tops over 867, The Sheriffs Dept. reports only 349 arrests for drinking related activities. There were only 23 Fish house fires reported and only 23 were arrested this year for Public Nudity. Additionally a mere 95 serious injuries were reported that required treatment, those few shooting incidents are being handled as separate issues. That means that nearly half of the attendees experienced no problems. We all look forward to next years celebration. Bob says always Remember " Bobbin Bobs" for all your Bait and Booze.
" SPECIAL UPDATE".... Drew Prof, a Posting Has Been Seen On the OT.
Yes it is now confirmed that long time Poster "Drewprof" has indeed been spotted posting on OT, the most recent was today, on the I'd Tap That thread. The posting is a photo of a group of what appear to be Tibetan Monks, it is a very Fleeting Posting. Upon further investigation by this reporter and a bit of imagination the following appears to be True. The Prof has placed himself into self imposed excile in a Buddhist Monestary, he is able to communicate occasionally via a Wind up LapTop he has stolen from one of the local village children. He is sending out this Photo Posting as his strength allows, do to the enormous effort to crank the damn thing up. There is only enough power to get out, and then it automatically Deletes the last transmission. It is also reported that the Prof. has gained nearly 100 lbs, adding to his already enormous 300 plus pounds. He is forced to walk around, or should we say Waddle around naked. Many of the young Priests are forced to live in daily fear of his advances. More to come later, as we get to the Bottom of this unusual self deprecation.
Last edited by Brentwood MB; 03-01-2009 at 05:59 AM.