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heh, heh.......

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
-- "It's illegal to puta 5 people in a Quattro".
-- "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
-- "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
-- "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons".
-- "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
Quatro meansa four. You have fivea people in a your car and you are thereforea breaking the law".
The German driver replies angrily,
-- "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
-- "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno".

heh, heh.........
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How about making some money shuttling 559 travelers in a 560SEL and breaking a record in the mean time?

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