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new blonde joke (kinda)

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor a very handsome man with great hair, but obvious dandruff, gets into the elevator.

The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is. The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor.The women watch him exit the elevator. Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, 'God, was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.'

The Blonde says "how do you give shoulders?"
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I know I've told this before but ....

Man get on an elevator and with a beautiful blonde. Finally the man asks the blonde "Can I smell your pussy?" She retorts indigently NO!

He then says, well it must be your feet!
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