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Lawyer's answer to unemployment?

Got this from my auntie, I thought it was better than most the stuff I see here.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, also."

The second man said,"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was not easy , even for a car as large as the limousine.

One of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You're gonna love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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Love it Greg. I'd send it to my lawyer sister but for some reason she doesn't appreciate lawyer jokes
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Great joke Greg, especially considering your background..
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