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Customer complains of car pulling to the right. Me, sir your front right tyre is flat. Customer, should the other one be flat as well??? Someone give me a gun

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Agreed.
Customer: I would like a discount on this regular priced, non-advertised item.
Me: May I inquire as to the reason?
Customer: Your other store was sold out and I had to drive all the way over here to buy what I wanted so I should get it for less.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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Shit
now I am confused
Wilbert, with whom I have the misfortune to work,
has never told me he was one of a set of Triplets
i had better ask
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Ouch.

Buddy of mine is a retail store manager, and had an elderly gentleman return some small automotive part (less than $4) which he had purchased earlier in the day, because "I found it cheaper at Wal-Mart." Apparently the codger drives a vehicle that gets 400mpg, otherwise he blew the difference in wasted time and gasoline going back and forth - the net difference was less than $0.25.

Pipples is dumb.
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I actually had a customer that bought some business cards form me, and about a month later he asked me if he could return them for a refund because his cell # changed. WTF!!
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I actually had a customer that bought some business cards form me, and about a month later he asked me if he could return them for a refund because his cell # changed. WTF!!
I hope you punched him in his whore mouth.

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I hope you punched him in his whore mouth.
I did. But the next day his bull dyke sister kicked my ass.
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I actually had a customer that bought some business cards form me, and about a month later he asked me if he could return them for a refund because his cell # changed. WTF!!
And you didn't redo them all at your cost? You are one mean SOB.
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And you didn't redo them all at your cost? You are one mean SOB.
To be honest with you Shane, I actually reprinted them at 1/2 price just to help him out. That's just the kind of guy I am.
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