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Date registered: Oct 2006
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Tiny, carnivorous aliens take up residence in an unspecified (hence the suspense factor) number of coin return slots in the world's supply of vending machines and pay phones, etc.
Unsuspecting bikini clad blonds, naked redheads who wanted to rinse out their undies in empty laundromats and buffoonish authority figures at coffee dispensers put their fingers in the slots for their change, only to be trapped and inexorably pulled into the machines as they are completely devoured.
You'll laugh as comic relief is provided by the obligatory token black dude who constantly purchases a variety of condoms (which he wears in several of the flick's oral sex scenes) in restrooms using exact change until (here's one of the film's many twists) he wants a splash of 'Polo' to go with his salami casing.
The movie's protagonist, accompanied by Tom Jones as himself (there's precedence for this sort of thing, yanno?), makes it as far into the story as he does only because his sole dollar bill is too wrinkled and torn to be accepted and is spit back at him by every machine he tries.
The working title is "Hope For Change". I figure it still has legs and it hasn't been copyrighted so why not? Beats "Country First!"
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