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How Often do you think about Sex

I lost count.






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^Where the hell do you keep this shit?
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You may be interested in our future product, the Bermuda Blowfish. You look like you're carrying an aquarium. It's a little bulky, and reception has been mixed. Choices range from A to Z, Arnold to Zeitgeist, I perfer the George Bush model. If you see men carrying full aquariums at the airport, they are our testers, feel free to ask one of them for a sign-up sheet.

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FTL, you are super funny. I love your products, but I am still waiting for my refund from the ASSCRACKULATOR 9000 you sold me....you said the minute she sees it she would be down for the cause........






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Stay pretty busy myself. Don't have time to think about it until about 4:20 in the afternoooooo.....

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Stay pretty busy myself. Don't have time to think about it until about 4:20 in the afternoooooo.....
I hope you have a splash guard on your keyboard.

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