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Reused. You mean they all aren't meant to be reused?
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think about sex? I have whacked it twice since I got here!

Yosey Drinks TAB? And likes it?
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You need to stop thinking about it and do it!

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Sex is like Schweinshaxe. You should only have it once or twice a year.

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....we offer a remarkable product called "The Al Fatah Fuck Fist". you simply flip on a switch, sit back, and deal with it!!
Our instructional manuals offer tips on how to disguise your usual moaning as Islamic prayer. You are free to feel at last! Feel The Love!
For older men who like the "dry" feel, Sarah Palin models are available at a slight additional charge.
Mister Sir Vining
I am of being very most interested in your "The Al Fatah Fuck Fist".
But I am very much wanting to know is it being possible to use this product in the kneeling position. This is most important on Fridays.

Also as an older man, is the Sarah Palin model available without the continual 'Glee Club' whine installed as an "I wanna go shopping" caterwaul drowning out the Imams call would result in Mosque mayhem and certain death for me.

If your device is this adaptable please charge it to my credit card you have on file and send it to me at the Grand Mosque.
Mecca.
Saudi Arabia.

Allah Akbar.

PS: Your previous 'Camel Toe Vagina' (Made in China)is a disgrace to your industry and certainly needs more research and development (and more Muttonfat) for these climes.

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