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It is the taxpayer's bailout money, many of whom are contributing have yet to born, so I think it is perfectly ok to make it a stipulation that any and all bail-out or stimulus package money be used to create jobs that must stay in the United States until some unemployment target is reached, and then the ratio of outsourced jobs to domestic jobs has to be kept in some kind of check, while all intellectual property created is always owned by US owned and headquartered companies - with the taxpayer's recourse being that violators are stripped of ownership of the IP and the US government is allowed to auction it off to another US based company who must similarly comply with employment and ownership siting restrictions.

If you want money on special financial terms, you have to negotiate something else of equivalent value back to the taxpayers. Jim
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I had lunch with a guy just the other day who does that!

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It works better at 450. Otherwise it reads like you are on Quaaludes.


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And I was hoping you were going to expose the fact he is really an old Jewish lady who lives in a trailer park in Tampa.

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Put it @ 600 wpm & blink continuously... then it'll all make sense.

Put it @ 900 wpm & blink once and you're screwed.

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