"NEW" BWOT MORNING NEWS"
Good morning, this is a new effort to Inform the masses of current events and happenings.
TODAYS WEATHER: Here at home base it is clear and only 23 below Zero.
HOT TOPICS: Denny's is offering FREE Grand Slam breakfast this AM, Rumor is they have alot of Dated food that they need to get rid of, due to recent sales slowdown.
TONIGHT: Blago is going to be on Letterman. Wow can't wait for that one. What would you ask Rod B.?
NOW FOR SPORTS: Fishing reports show that you can find large yellow pearch at 10 to 15 ft. using a wax worm and florescent jig.
We will return with more breaking news all day standby.
Now where the hell is the nearest Denny's?
NEWS FLASH!!! Earthquake reported in New Jersy. authorities say it was minor no damage. On good reporting it is said that the quake was caused by the rapid movement the first of the month due to people moving away, after having lost their jobs in New York on Wall Street. More Later.
God I'm Hungy, Honey! where is Denny's?