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Good morning, this is a new effort to Inform the masses of current events and happenings.
TODAYS WEATHER: Here at home base it is clear and only 23 below Zero.
HOT TOPICS: Denny's is offering FREE Grand Slam breakfast this AM, Rumor is they have alot of Dated food that they need to get rid of, due to recent sales slowdown.
TONIGHT: Blago is going to be on Letterman. Wow can't wait for that one. What would you ask Rod B.?
NOW FOR SPORTS: Fishing reports show that you can find large yellow pearch at 10 to 15 ft. using a wax worm and florescent jig.
We will return with more breaking news all day standby.
Now where the hell is the nearest Denny's?

NEWS FLASH!!! Earthquake reported in New Jersy. authorities say it was minor no damage. On good reporting it is said that the quake was caused by the rapid movement the first of the month due to people moving away, after having lost their jobs in New York on Wall Street. More Later.
God I'm Hungy, Honey! where is Denny's?
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Bad News for this reporter, nearest Denny's is over 1300 miles away. I knew it was to good to be true.
That having been said, we are accepting all "Freelance Reporting" here at BWOT, AM News. So please submit your Reports, updates etc.
Best articles will be eligible for a Free Breakfast at Denny's.{limited time offer only, subject to availability} Had to get that disclaimer in.
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The previous post by Thrill, has been determined to be more for our afternoon Cooking Segment. Hope to see you there, bring all your favorite Recipes.
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Good morning, this is a new effort to Inform the masses of current events and happenings.
TODAYS WEATHER: Here at home base it is clear and only 23 below Zero.
HOT TOPICS: Denny's is offering FREE Grand Slam breakfast this AM, Rumor is they have alot of Dated food that they need to get rid of, due to recent sales slowdown.
TONIGHT: Blago is going to be on Letterman. Wow can't wait for that one. What would you ask Rod B.?
NOW FOR SPORTS: Fishing reports show that you can find large yellow pearch at 10 to 15 ft. using a wax worm and florescent jig.
We will return with more breaking news all day standby.
Now where the hell is the nearest Denny's?

NEWS FLASH!!! Earthquake reported in New Jersy. authorities say it was minor no damage. On good reporting it is said that the quake was caused by the rapid movement the first of the month due to people moving away, after having lost their jobs in New York on Wall Street. More Later.
God I'm Hungy, Honey! where is Denny's?
It's a CONSPIRACY!!! They're spreading the drug via Free breakfast at Denny's!!!

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UPDATE: Just in, the National Sales and Marketing Director for Denny's is reporting a very Brisk volume this AM. However,he projects daily sales will be down.

We would also like to take this time to Welcome a new Advertiser to BWOT NEWS.
Welome to" Bobbin Bob"s" Bait and Offsale, located down there by the big lake near the gas station. Today Only: If you mention this ad at the store, you will recieve a Dozen silver Crappie Minows with every case of Beer.

Just remember "Bobbin Bob's" for all your Bait and Booze.

In closing this update: We would all like to take this time to remeber the one and only BUDDY HOLLY! Miss you Buddy, keep Rockin. RIP
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I used to eat at Denny's all the time, back in the day. It was good.

Out of curiosity, we stopped by a Denny's about a month ago. It was terrible. Dirty, poor service, and they had decontented the food so much is was tasteless. I'll never go back. Free is too much to pay.
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Dig, my wife and I were at Denny's a couple of weeks ago.
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