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Talk about rubbing it in your face, this is flat sick...

So I am minding my own business at a friend's house and his 19 year old son struts into the room says hi and immediately insists I see his road rash on his bare back and arm from his latest skate board accident. He smiles sheepishly as he strips and I recall his best friend doing something similar to me several months ago. I do the usual prerequisite and polite grimace and well meaning solace of regret at his misfortune. The kid obviously works out and tans too. The more I thought about it the more irritated I became. Finally I blurted out before I could stop myself...
"Keep that up and I will fuck you." I then turned in mock anger and looked toward the parents to gauge their reaction. Dad fell out of the chair laughing. Mom threw her hands in the air as she always does when I do something she thinks might be outrageous. Junior never stops smiling.
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i thought you were rubbing it onto his back?

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