Date registered: Sep 2007
Vehicle: '98 E320 Wagon (non 4matic)
Location: Atlanta, GA & Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Enemies of America, I am your Biggest Supporter. Love, Marsden
Dear enemies of the USA,
I am your biggest fan. I loved it when you blew up the World Trade Centers so that we could show what a buffoon George W. Bush was when he was told about the attack.
I loved how you prepped your personnel for imprisonment in our system with pamphlets on how to gain media attention by screaming that people are mistreating you by flushing Korans down the toilet, and that you are being beaten and enslaved. The pamphlets were right, you don't need any evidence of wrong doing just an accusation.
We all hate Bushie because he didn't even win the the election in 2000. Don't worry about those pesky reports about recounts and stuff, we all KNOW that he didn't win and that Gore [cross yourself in a sign of holy supplication] actually won the election.
We will do out best to help you last the fight with us. We have the media on our side and they will let you know how we listen in to your communications, and how we track your funding. That way you can avoid detection and come in and plant a dirty bomb in Washington. Put right there in front of the White House. It is easy to find, number 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
If that doesn't work feel free to come to Mexico and hop across the border there. Bush actually was doing something right when he was not funding the border fence and trying to allow amnesty. We all wanted to keep our cheap strawberries and lettuce that are picked on the backs of modern slave labor.
Anyway I wanted to let you know how much we all love you. You guys are doing great work. Keep it up and by the way, that whole Burka thing and women as second class citizens really works! I loved the whole "Rule of Thumb" trick when beating your wife. It keeps the bruising to a minimum and really shows the wife that you love her enough to discipline her when the mutton is not cooked just right after a hard day of Jihad!
All my love,
P.S. Allahu Akbar y'all!
Who's John Galt.
"Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes" - Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 2
If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel. --Benjamin Netayahu