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Pretty funny...

but my apologies in advance to anyone offended by this joke.


Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and
then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are
in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the couple she points out
the happy child as theirs.

'Isn't it wonderful?' one guy says to the other. 'All these unhappy
babies and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for each other.'

The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ass.'

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)
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An accountant got caught embezzling money from his company and was sentenced to jail.

The first night in Jail his roommate "Bubba" woke him around 2:00 and said "we're playing house" do you want to be the husband or the wife?

The accountant said well I guess I'll be the husband.

Bubba said okay then, Get on your knees and suck your wife's Dick!
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