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Nordakota cow

Earl is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota
(that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
under to see if the cow gives milk.
When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Earl looks at the
farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again. He grabs
another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Earl decides to buy the cow.
When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Ned, and
says, 'Hey, Ned, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'
Ned reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
Ned looks at Earl and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't
yah?' Earl is very surprised since he hadn't told Ned about his trip. Earl
replies,'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
Ned says, 'My wife is from Nordakota
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