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Doubt it is real but funny nonetheless.........

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a French journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.'

The interview ended.
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Snopes says it's true:

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Quote

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)
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The big local news story is that he has purchased a ranch near Waco in the Crawford suburb where our hapless president lives, and has moved here permenantly from Michigan. We have not figured out whether it is so he can be near George Bush ( I would assume so he can have more access to suck his cock more often), or so he can build his own Branch Davidian Compound. Another, more plausible reason is that he has political ambitions, and the likelihood of him gaining office in liberal Michigan is slim, while here in Texas, he'll fit right in. I predict he will be the next US Congressman from the Waco area, somehow it seems, a deserving office for him.


Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Nugent is a hoot!

Don't believe everything you think
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Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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I think it was Anthony Bourdain that did a show from the Nuges ranch. Lot's of firepower available, and all sorts of game animals running around.

Nugent definitely rocks.

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Anthony Bourdain, I think he's French
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aren't they the guys that fight with their feet and fuck with their tounges?
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Uncle Ted Kicks Ass!

I read that he is moving to Texas to round up delusional liberal ass hats that have a penchant for little boys.

Get 'um Ted!
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