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Bunch of jealous fucks!
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Thought of the day.


Domestic violence would be a lot more fun if everyone knew Karate
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I once got caught masturbating to a National Geographic.


I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or my dentist?
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You don't know pain until you know the pain of a baby drowning in a tub.



and if you do, you don't know how to wash a baby.
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I once got caught masturbating to a National Geographic.


I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or my dentist?
That's the spirit. keep it up.
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Tonight I hit black ice. I was at a hip hop party and the fucker walked right in front of me.
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?

A cock that stays up all night.
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?

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Please refer to post #2
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Hey Yosey, Do you remember when we met? YouTube - Phil Phillips - Sea Of Love (1959) hey guys watch the link while yosey is gettin rested and stuff.
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