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Bear's post http://www.benzworld.org/forums/off-...ml#post3238162 reminded me of these. Been around for ages, but a good revisit.

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with Pokemon vs. the X-Men.

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, loudly announce "It's those voices again!"

21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

23. Go into the hunting department, put on a camouflage coat and hat, and quietly peak around the aisles asking people if they've seen any of them darned flyin' squirrels....

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Is this stuff we should do at Jody's house, or stuff we should do in Wal-Mart? Or are the two so similar that it scarcely matters?
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Is this stuff we should do at Jody's house, or stuff we should do in Wal-Mart? Or are the two so similar that it scarcely matters?
ATTENTION shoppers we have a Red Light Special at Jody's house, for the next 5 minuets only you can get a BlO$%^b for only $.99 the regular price is $20.00.
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That is a funny list but still not enough to make me go into WallyWorld.

Maybe I will try KMart or Target or even Dick's.




And for the trivia bonus, who knew that Dick's also had a chain in SoCal called Chick's? Shouldn't that be Cli...nevermind.

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That is a funny list but still not enough to make me go into WallyWorld.

Maybe I will try KMart or Target or even Dick's.




And for the trivia bonus, who knew that Dick's also had a chain in SoCal called Chick's? Shouldn't that be Cli...nevermind.
Still boycotting capitalism?
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Still boycotting capitalism?
Just those that have bad labor practices, bad community business practices and those that have a long term negative economic impact on this country.

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Lol... maybe we should tell everyone that chooses wally world.
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Just those that have bad labor practices, bad community business practices and those that have a long term negative economic impact on this country.
You do know that Yosey employs Asian Midget Labor don't you?
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You do know that Yosey employs Asian Midget Labor don't you?
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