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By the time you take the cash option, give the fed its take, and finally receive the dough, you will either be 90 years old or have just enough to pay your taxes for a couple of years.
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I started playing when the US elected a Muslin President.

anything can happn now, rite?

I won't play in South Carolina, though........
I must have missed something...when did we elect a "Muslin" president?
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I must have missed something...when did we elect a "Muslin" president?

That was back when the Congress voted the new increased textile import quotas for Indonesia.........
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Did the power ball go out?

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I must admit it would be fun to win, only for the purpose of taking calls from the media.

"What will you do with the money??!??!?"
"I'm going to pursue a lifelong dream - train squirrels to perform unnatural sexual acts with one another, film it, and distribute it on the internet."
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I must admit it would be fun to win, only for the purpose of taking calls from the media.

"What will you do with the money??!??!?"
"I'm going to pursue a lifelong dream - train squirrels to perform unnatural sexual acts with one another, film it, and distribute it on the internet."
Sounds like you need an agent.
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^ There's a cool idea. "Aristocrats Volume XXIII". Use computer animation to re-create a bunch of famous people's versions of the joke.
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