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Do you mix with Scotch besides water?

Couple weeks ago when bunch of friend stopped at the house for a little party they brought with them several bottle of different booze and left me with most of it because they drank all the dam beer.

Now here I am trying to drink this damn single malt stuff ( Ardbeg ) it's ok with a little bit of iodine taste to it thought
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Scotch is Satan's piss. Use it to burn down a Tabernacle.

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Scotch is Satan's piss. Use it to burn down a Tabernacle.

That will be considered! Hmmmm I wonder if thats why they left me the 3 bottles of the shit and drank all my beer.....
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Yeah. You'll hear anti-Amaricans who are apparently above our native bourbon blather on about that swill from time to time but pay them no mind. Put it in your snowmobiles to clean out the carbon.

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Scotch is horrible, but it does make for a decent ass wipe solvent.
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Do you mix with Scotch besides water?

Couple weeks ago when bunch of friend stopped at the house for a little party they brought with them several bottle of different booze and left me with most of it because they drank all the dam beer.

Now here I am trying to drink this damn single malt stuff ( Ardbeg ) it's ok with a little bit of iodine taste to it thought
It's a shit product invented by the canny Scots to try to get dumb fat-walleted pretentious Americans (and other foreigners) to part with large sums of cash. It's so bad it has to be aged in pre-used bourbon or sherry casks just to give it a hint of acceptable flavor.

If Shane's suggestion seems too extreme for a less robust bottom and you don't possess a tabernacle - it makes quite good barbeque starter fluid.
If you really desire its intoxifying qualities, pour a dram into a good cup of tea.

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There's only one way to drink good Scotch... Neat!

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There's only one way to drink good Scotch... Neat!
There is on the Rx, or with soda as well.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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I gave up with that stuff and went out instead... oh that was fun however I did learn a few new rules about driving Here in Utah hah ha.


If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

· If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

· If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

· If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

· If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah.

· If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.

· If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.

· If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.

· If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.

· If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

· If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

· If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

· If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

· If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 85, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
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There's only one way to drink good Scotch... Neat!

Irrespective to whether its alcohol content is 38% or 60% by volume? Ah, a true connoisseur.

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