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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-19-2008, 02:42 PM
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That's funny, my wife and your mom both said the same thing.

I kinda get around, don't I.

Now Drew on the other hand, when his wife says "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt", he has to 'tap' her 6 times and punch her in the face.
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-19-2008, 07:27 PM
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Cheap shot. I thought we were going to hear another story of someone making a decision to change their profession....instead it is a pun, about the weather.

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That's why men use rulers, and women can just eyeball the inches to be correct. Sorry, just a bit bitchy today. No harm intended.

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That's why men use rulers, and women can just eyeball the inches to be correct.


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Those are centimeters not inches fool. It even says metric on the box. Why, do you think we need c cell batteries?

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People please themselves far more often than others.
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