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Man smacks wife after she asks to smell his penis.......

Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten

PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest.
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The headlines should read

BOY TOY ATTACKS COUGAR!
or
COUGAR ATTACKED WHILE SNIFFING

Where do you find this stuff, and shame on me for reading and responding lol.
We must be in the same time zone.

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The headlines should read

BOY TOY ATTACKS COUGAR!
or
COUGAR ATTACKED WHILE SNIFFING

Where do you find this stuff, and shame on me for reading and responding lol.
We must be in the same time zone.
He regurgitates them from the JrkPt Daily.
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Where do you find this stuff, and shame on me for reading and responding lol.
i was thinking the same thing. where do you find all of these weird, but funny stories?

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Yeah, my wife did that once and smelled dead, festering goat ass.
She pretty much leaves me alone now.

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The headlines should read

BOY TOY ATTACKS COUGAR!
or
COUGAR ATTACKED WHILE SNIFFING

Where do you find this stuff, and shame on me for reading and responding lol.
We must be in the same time zone.

Some Have Nothing Better to Do than look for this crap even when at work except JE he seems to be a pro at this..... go ahead keep it up
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Here's all anyone needs to know about this story.

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Yeah, my wife did that once and smelled dead, festering goat ass.
She pretty much leaves me alone now.
Is there a sharpness or something that differentiates between dead, festering and live, festering goat ass?

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